Manny's Dreams

The weird creations of my subconscious.

2013.04.16 - Chunky Salsa Housewarming

In reality, a couple friends and I have been thinking about getting a place together as soon as we can all get decent jobs.

In the dream, this finally happened. We ended up moving into a small single-wide mobile home a few houses down from where one friend’s parents are currently living.

We were walking home from from his parents when we heard a gunshot. It turned out that someone decided to blow a man’s brains out on our doorstep. What the fuck.

Reblogged from maneir

2013.03.07 - Black Harley

Yet another dream that I wish was real…

I had somehow managed to get my hands on a small black Harley Davidson and was working to convert it into a trike.

The only unrealistic thing about this dream was the size of the bike. Last I checked, HD didn’t make anything as small as a Honda Shadow…

EDIT: Apparently, they do (kind of).

2013.02.06 - Forgotten Racer

Quite often I have nightmares dreams about my grandfather’s home (he was somewhat of a hoarder, and we were stuck cleaning his RENTAL out after he passed… *shudder*).

Last night I dreamt that we were back there cleaning it up, and buried in a shed was an old Peugeot 10-speed. The frame was a little bent, but fixable. It was white with red, yellow, and blue stripes on the top tube.

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As much as I hated that house, and don’t have room for more bikes, I kind of wish it wasn’t a dream…

2013.01.13 - Failed Invasion

This kind of takes place in the universe I’ve created for many of my yet-to-be-written stories.

An army of oddly human-looking aliens were attempting to takeover the Earth, one city at a time.

Humans were captured and used as slaves, though they were still allowed some limited freedom and conveniences.

They made two major mistakes, however.

1: Accidentally ‘capturing’ a deity (‘played’ by me in this dream).

2: Setting foot in his kingdom’s jurisdiction.

“So, tell me something.” I said to one of my would-be captors, who was dressed as some sort of security guard.

“What is it, human?” he said in a disgusted tone.

“Have you ever heard of the kingdom of Darstellung?”

“Nothing but a myth, and urban legend.” 

“Perhaps… Do you know of their Prince?”

“Er… I think it was Levendium?”

“Lavender.” I said, my shape-shifting spell fading. “Lavender Tranakal.”

The aliens face went pale. No-longer was he looking at what he thought was a human. He was now face-to-face with a white, humanoid, rabbit wearing an old U.S. Civil War uniform.

A massacre ensued. Some had their entire upper bodies frozen, then shattered. Some had their flesh burned off, and other were electrocuted.

In hindsight, I probably should have kept some alive for questioning.

After the one-sided battle, I went outside the building to greet an old friend, a royal from another kingdom. Though female, she was referred to as a prince.

We went inside, and I explained what had happened.

“In hindsight, I should have left some alive for questioning.”

“Might’ve helped.”

“I do, however, have some tech-savvy people working to crack their computer system to gain information.” I turned to a man typed frantically on a computer. “Any progress, Jim?”

“Kind of. Dudes were incompetent, but damn they know how to make a good firewall.”

2013.01.06 - Hacksaw Hotel

A dream in the vein of a slasher film. And I’m the maniac.

I think I was supposed to me more of an ‘anti-hero’ though?

The dream took place in a 100-story luxury hotel, and I was hunting people down for some reason.

It had more of an ‘animated’ look to it. And whenever I passed a mirror, or the dream switched to third-person, I noticed that I looked like a pallet-swapped Yuuki Kei (violet hair and blue eyes).

2013.01.04 - The Mansion

Inheritance

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A distant relative had passed away, and left us their home in their will. To our surprise, it was a big one.

Upon opening the front doors of the massive house, we were greeted with dust and the smell of mold.

Ia thick coat of dust covered all surfaces, from counters, to tables, to numerous artifacts of a bygone era. Most of the windows were curtained or shuttered, and many of the lights were burned out, giving the place and eerie  unwelcoming feeling. The fact that it already had residents (not exactly living ones, mind you) didn’t help either.

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Untitled (the only connection to the previous dream is that it took place in the same mansion)

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A man (who looked suspiciously like Leonardo DiCaprio) had not heard from his elderly mother in some time. Worried, he and his daughter went to her home to investigate.

Upon arrival, they were attacked by unseen forces. Something was very not right.

It was later discovered that the man’s mother had been kidnapped and was being held hostage in her own home. The mansion had more than it’s share of secrets, and a group of men (and one android, for no discernible reason) were determined to discover them.

I can’t remember much else other than the man’s daughter was in on it.

2012.09.18 - The Masked Woman

I was part of a paranormal investigation (I blame my recent Ghost Hunters binge). The group I was with was investigation a large mansion near the downtown area of a city (I think it was supposed to be New York).

While the caretakers were giving us a tour of the place and its hotspots, they showed us a room that had been sealed off until just recently. In the center of the room was a masked woman on a bed.

She had died at a young age and was sealed up in some sort of full-body cast. Her body had been laying there since 1947. The room had been sealed to act as sort of a tomb.

And then shit REALLY started to get weird…

The supposedly dead woman sat up and ‘stared’ (there were no eyeholes in the porcelain mask) straight at me.

The rest of the dream had me introducing her to many of the changes that have occurred since her ‘death’ (mainly technology)…

2012.08.20 Moon Tiara Mess-Up

I was Sailor Moon, and I was talking with Queen Serenity. We were in what appeared to be the same dock-side facility that was in a previous dream. While heading to the top floor of an office building, I was bragging about how I could hit a small object near ground level with my tiara while on the roof.

When we reached the roof of the building, I threw the tiara… And missed. Repeatedly.

The first time it acted like a boomerang and smacked me in the face, the second time it got me in the neck, and the third time it got stuck on a statue in front of the building.

Chibiusa was nearby and got the small object in one hit. Unkind words word screamed in her general direction.

Fed up, I grabbed a garbage can lid and tried again… Only to have it lose lift and fall behind a building. I heard a ‘thunk’ followed by a yelp of pain, and a woman screaming “WHAT THE FUCK?”

The queen wasn’t sure whether she should be disappointed, embarrassed, or laugh.

2012.08.20 - Operation Meteor Shower

Beauregard was hired to infiltrate a facility located on the docks in a large harbour. Our plan was to quietly run along the rooftops until we reached our target, and then break in through some skylights.

Gomu decided to be a showoff and managed to do some sort of front-flip that landed him on the roof of a one-story building in one go. Boom and I were not happy. “That bastard…”